13 of the Worst Things To Hear on a First Date

1. “I’m a model.” 2. “My Dad hasn’t paid my rent in months.” 3. “I only eat organic.” 4. “I’m going to Yelp about this place.” 5. “Double the tax.” 6. “I have a lot of followers on Instagram.” 7. “I only went to the gym once today.” 8.  “I have a mayo allergy.” 9. “I never eat…

Robin Williams: A Broken Crayon.

I keep asking myself….what can we learn from this? What do we do now? But over and over again all I can think of is…. Fuckkkkk. Fuck. I can’t wrap my head around it.  When picturing Robin Williams I can’t help but see the guy above, with the sweet grin. A man who was the best at…

Nine Rules of Dating in 2014

  1. Never Show Up On Time Arrive at least an hour to 4 hours late to your first date. If the guy REALLY likes you he’ll wait. Don’t apologize for this. Traffic isn’t your fault. 2. Gain Your Superiority During the first date constantly use terms like “movie premiere”,”first class”, “bottle service”, and “wine…

Sterling and Robertson: Why Is It Still OK to be Homophobic?

Yesterday, a man who gave anti-black remarks, has been banned from his job for LIFE. Just last December, another person gave anti-gay remarks and walks away almost unscathed. Donald Sterling, part owner of the Clippers, was banned from basketball for life and fined 2.5 million for comments he made in a private conversation.  Sterling was unaware he…

8 Genius Ways To Break up With A Friend

When you break up with a boyfriend/girlfriend it’s perfectly acceptable to say “get the fu*k out of my life!!” With a friend it’s not so easy. Occasionally there are people that come into our lives that we accept with open arms…then as time goes by we discover that they are: A. Crazy B. Obnoxious or…

10 Things All Restaurants Should Have. But Don’t.

  1. Map to the Bathroom “Oh the bathroom? Just right down there second door on your left, pass the troll, over the bridge, kill the dragon and through the fiery tunnel. It’s easy.” 2. Asshole Section “Sorry, our system shows you’ve been tagged as an “asshole”, a big one at that. Here’s your table…

7 Movie Cliches To Throw Away

1. “It’s Your Destiny” Trust me there is no god that said “this man shall be the inventor of Hot Pockets. 2. “All You Need is Love” I’m sure when John Lennon wrote this he was loving a LOT of things. People that love each other will cheat. People that love each other will deceive.…