Why Your Obnoxious Order is Making the World Late

Almost everyday I find myself waiting in line at Starbucks. Something I can never understand. I just want coffee. Starbucks Coffee. I don’t need all that other whipped low fat soy anything. I just want someone to put a cup under a nozzle and press down. That’s all. Anyway, if you wanna find idiotic douchiness,…

My Recent Interview Experience As a Waiter

As a comedian, as a host, as a writer, who has worked in many random entertainment jobs, it’s inevitable that at some point I’d be asking “Do you want soup or salad with that?”. It’s not easy. You go from being hailed on stage, to walking into work the next day only to be ripped…

NEWS 8/23- Batman Ben, School Destroys Vaginas, Tuff Day Off, Kim Kardashian Loses a Gram.

  VAGINAL DISCOURSE Every copy of Sydney University’s Student Paper’s were aborted today after school officials had an sensitive itch over the pictures on the cover- over 20 slightly censored student Vaginas.  That’s right actual Vagina’s of actual Sydney Students.  “It’s just another body part”, said one Female writer, “Can we really be so naïve to…

BOY UNDERWEAR MODELS TRYING TO SPEAK THEIR NATIVE LANGUAGE: AKA The MOST painful video in the world.

Watch the Brilliant Video HERE: http://www.newnownext.com/underwear-models-go-go-dancers-meet-the-men-of-mimi-imfursts-new-music-video/08/2013/ First, each model did a superb job in hiding their gay. A Butch Certificate was surely a prerequisite to this shoot. Second, you don’t need to say New Orleans followed by the state. We’re all well aware. And big surprise…most of them can’t come up with an answer to…

FIVE College Classes That Should Exist

1. Semi Colons 101 As a former writer for the news and a blogger I should know this. I’ve even read the book “How to Use A Semi-colon For Dummies.” Still I have no idea. Sometimes I just throw it in places hoping that people will go…”He must know what he’s talking about he uses…